Your English 11 Blogs
January 29th, 2008
Let’s post your journals here…And respond to your classmates. Like I’ve said, if you can’t write something nice, don’t write anything at all!!
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Doubt thou stars are fire
Doubt that the sun doth move
Doubt truth to be a liar
But never doubt I love.
So strong and powerful
A love so sure
Hamlet willingly hands Ophelia his heart,
His love, so pure.
A determined soul
To conjoin two souls as one
Ophelia rejects thy love
For with Hamlet, she is done.
Feelings of uncertainty
Running through her mind
“Does he really love me?”
“Or is making love what he wants to find?”
She is told not to doubt
But doubt is something no one can help
He really doth love her
Doubt him not, he wanted her to know
Though not so good with words
He confesses his love in a poem.
To tell the woman in which he loves so dear,
That no matter what, he’ll always be there.
“Never Take life seriously nobody gets out alive anyway”
I think that this quote means to have fun in life because it is short enough as it is. It also means to do want you enjoy doing and to have fun in life because before you know it you will no longer be here.
Today we were deported. By we i mean Nolan and I. we were cruely forced to the other side of our groups table by Mrs.Mack. Hopefully Cody and Jeana will return so we can rejoin our countryman back on our native soil.
Fireworks, How does fire work? Who does fire work for? Does fire work? Can fire work?
2-29-08
Today I am going to the Central lake / Bellaire game. So I hope Bellaire loses the game and Central Lake moves on. I wished we won and played Central Lake and keep going in the district games. I hope it’s going to be a spectacular game.
So tom how do fireworks work? Good question for a journal topic.
Danny- So very sorry to hear that you left your homeland.
Thomas, Clever journal entry. I like how you use the words fire and work in every sentence. It makes people think your discussing fireworks until they read it more closely and realize your talking about fire itself.
“Its a rainy day”
“ ’π’ goes on and on
And ‘e’ is awful too
I wonder if we turned them round
Which one would be higher.”
It’s a rainy day so instead of enjoying myself outside, I’ve decided to work on my solitaire program. I am up to 700 or so lines, but I think I can simplify things to bring it down to 600. I’ve run into trouble, but continue to trouble on. For I have discovered that I really want to finish at least one program to show for all the work I put into Turbo. I didn’t expect this program to take this long, but has any war ended on schedule.
To Katelyn
I picked hamlet and ophelias love for my poem too. it seems easiest. i figured you might to being the romantics that we are. i really like your closing line.
Daniel wayne…
i also hope that you abort your foreign land as quickly as possible, i miss being able to stare at you. Nolans oversized head is in the way and it obstructs my vision of your beauty.
I love you john smith
Danny-Well i am sorry to here that the americans kicked you out of your homeland but someday hopefully you can rejoin your side of the tribe.
Love is a hard word for me to say. In the past I’ve used the word so carelessly, never really actually being in love. I’ve never felt the way that I’ve been feeling lately. It’s a distinct feeling. Almost as if I could take on the world. I feel perfect when I’m with him. I feel like in the past, I was lying when I’ve said “I love you”. So these days when I say those words, I only say it when I mean it. I love my family. I love my friends. I love my pets. Recently, last night, I have a whole new love. His name is Dylan. He loves me too. What a feeling.
Taking the Long Way around
Taking the long way around can sometimes be nice, such as when you are driving somewhere and you have plenty of time, so you take the long way around to enjoy the scenery rather than the same thing you see every day when you take the short way. It all depends on the time you have and were you have to go. The next time you have time try taking the long way around.
danny-deported
nolan-deported
I hope that you return shortly. I’d hate to be uprooted from my native land. How’s the new land? Have Cody and Jeana been taking good care of it?
To Jimmy:
I as well hope Central Lake beats the snot out of Bellaire. Nice entry. I’m sorry about your loss the other night. It’s unfortunate how that works out.
<3
Danny: Someday you will return to your homeland. Jeana is back, but who knows if cody will ever be back.
Dearest Skin… i wrote thou a poem. Enjoy muchacho.
Skin-pot-pie,
the apple of my eye.
Your body makes me cry
tears of joy.
not a boy… a man
love me with what you can.
When will we foxtrot uniform charlie kilo?
I dont know, do you know?
Thats the common answer to the joke “what is the capital of Alaska?”
in which the answer whould be juno…
get it?
byyyyyeeeeeeeee.
Keith:
Nice quote. I would agree mostly on what you said, but i also think it means don’t worry about what happens just keep living your life that you want to live
im am finally back in school today it was one month i never want to repeat again.
To danny well you may return to your native land after the process of ACT. Another means of a test making sure you are who you say you are.
Of all the different towns i have been through, there is one that stands out from the rest, Christmas, MI. There are Christmas stores open year-round. There are lights up on houses. They even have huge signs in the shape of Santa Claus. Christmas MI, is ridiculous…
Today is that someday… We have been returned to our homeland! Jody is back in full swing so the seats are back to normal. This is good news unless you consider that we will new seats soon. I hope we still get to pick. Just cause I enjoy working with brain power and kids that aren’t talking non-stop!
well hello,
I am writing this fine entry in regard to a wonderful student that isn’t with us anymore. Now for some of you this will be hard , because everyone (for the most part)enjoyed hid company. Colton, Colton Taylor Leese to be exact. I am quite sure that within five minutes, this entry will be spamed. Everyone has an opinion, Colton is missed.
Crystal, i can’t believe you are still working on Turbo. I thought you would take a long break after the days and days you put in last year in computer science. Apparently you can take the Crystal out of computer science, but you can’t take the computer science out of Crystal.
The things that I would miss when I die are my friends, family. And all the sports that I played. Going hunting with my friends while using the coyote call around my neck waiting for the coyotes to come. Also going to friends house and having a gaming party.
Someone is leaving the room, get them, don’t let them thought the door. They are gone, get together a mob and get them.
I Want:
1.) To get my lip pierced
2.) To spend more time with my family
3.) To read a good book
4.) To get an I-Pod Nano
5.) To get a job (that I like)
6.) To spend more time with Skyler
7.) To get really good grades
8.) To get a matching tattoo with Paul
9.) To be better friends with my class
10.) To spend more time with Dylan.
Danny- although i have never been there sounds like a wonder place.
“Everyone has a photographic memory some just don’t have the film”
What I think this means is that some people are just smarter than others and those who maybe smarter are more fortunate but that isn’t always true.
Life, Long Life
How futile our efforts when fate lays out the rest of our existence. Thousands of pointless tests. Pointless in the way they tell you are smart or dumb. You should already know what the results of the test are. So after tests we go to find a job. Slave away for hours on end in a job we despise. The result being we leave 2 years before retirement. The whole process comes again. We want change. We see away and go for it. After being a senator a bill comes along authorizing more tests for students. You7 sign it proclaiming it to be the best idea for combating under education.
Danny that sucks that you got deported. I hope you come back to your land man.
Write about your fathers hands.
My fathers hands, they were never
There. Yet always near.
A fathers hands are ment to
pick you up when you fall,
hold you when you cry,
& mend your broken heart.
So where was mine when I
fell and skinned
My knee, he wasn’t there for
me. How about when I fell &
skinned my heart, why wasn’t
he there to Pick me up and mend
it? It was my mothers hands, that
picked me up and mended my
broken heart, and my skinned knee.
My fathers hands always thought of,
always wanted, always needed, but
never there. Always gone never in my
life……. Why not?
TO veenstrc We have made it back to the mother land. When we arived in the new land it was clear the the country had housed no forms of life for an undeterminal amount of time. My acompless Danny and I suspect nucular war. Which would acount for lack of plant life as well. On reporting this we where evacuated for fear of radiation sickness. When we returned we were giving metals for bravery.
“There are no stupid questions just stupid people”
This quote means that you never can ask a stupid question, because if you ask a question you probably don’t know the answer, but if you ask a question that you should know the answer to then you are stupid for not knowing the answer. So that is how “there are no stupid questions just stupid people.”
NAACK (national association for the advancement of chicken kind)
Chickens outnumber humans. See? We are gaining power. Unfortunately most of the chicken populus is unskilled and underexercised factory chickens. Representative Trotskey of OEG has had enough of this discrimination. Here is a translated excerpted from his latest freedom rally.
“ I have a dream. When all chickens from all parts of the world will come together. The chicken factories shall close and we all shall join together in one great free-range community. We shall be allowed to interbreed, with no concern or necessity for pure-breds. The community shall have keeps at its borders for no community this large can hope to go without security. And those of us inside: Isa brown and barred rocks, white rocks with leghorns shall hold wings and sing together that ancient him from Animal Farm. I have a dream, that we shall be a separate and independent community of thriving aves. With no one to ruin it for us.”
Unfortunately, this was not to be. Trotskey was assassinated later that Tuesday by one of Lenin’s own. The dream of Trotskey lives on and until chickens die out shall continue to.
TO veenstrc We have made it back to the mother land. When we arrived in the new land it was clear the country had housed no forms of life for an undeterminable amount of time. My accomplice Danny and I suspect nuclear war. Which would account for lack of plant life as well. On reporting this we were evacuated for fear of radiation sickness. When we returned we were giving metals for bravery.
nick-
Oh, the joy of bureaucracy. See this from a book I like.
“They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.”
Crystal,
you always make me think about things this is almost like martin luther king. jr. and his “I have a dream…” very interesting is about the only way to put it.
In the back of a taxi cab..
I’ve never actually been in the back seat of a taxi cab,or even in a cab at all for that matter,but if i was….I would feel like i was in a hollywood movie with baby blue skys the sun shinning bright, looking up at skyscrappers,the floor covered by tons of shopping bags at my feet from all the hottest fashion desginers in New York,in the big city i would feel like a famous super star…
To: Nick
Months come and go but what we make them will contruct the meer memories we have of them. Today marks a end of a significant month. A month of resolutions, change, and a fresh new start. It is what we make of the change….
A time is not for sadness
but for a time of gladness
of meer happiness we will get
and never forget.
Brcause that is what we desire
through our passions fire
and today is another day
of what we utmost admire….
What you’ll miss when you die
What I’ll miss when I die
Is holding you in my arms
What I’ll miss when I die
Is protecting you from harm
What I’ll miss when I die
Is you and me on the beach
What I’ll miss when I die
How we stick together like a leach
What I’ll miss when I die
Can be summed up with one simple word
What I’ll miss when I die
Is none other than
YOU!
My Father’s Hands
My Father’s hands are God’s hands. Whenever I’m mad, sad, or sick, He touches me with His healing hands, and everything seems to be better. There’s a song our right now called “God must be busy.” God is NEVER too busy for anyone. He can do anything. It also says something about being so small, and that He might not notice you, or you’re just one in a million, and you’re just too small. That’s not true at all. You’re never too small for God. He’ll love you ALWAYS and FOREVER! And is always there for you…no matter what.
This past weekend I went to Genesis, which is a Christian Youth Conference. The last day we were there, we had devotions in the morning. There were so many kids there. Maybe around 1000 total. We were in a huge room, and it was right after we took communion, and someone from baskstage came onto the stage and told the speaker that there was a bad problem. So they both ran off the stage. The main singer from the band started talking to us and said that everything would be ok. Nobody had a clue what was going on, and we were getting really scared. The speaker came back to the stage and said that something bad had happened, and that they had to cut the day short, and told us to have a safe trip back home. We were really curious about what had happened. After that, our group stayed for a few minutes and talked to the band and took pictures. While we were waiting, one of our leaders came back and told us that there was a bomb threat, but they had it under control. So I wasn’t as worried. God protected us yesterday, and we weren’t just one in a million, and He wasn’t too busy for us.
Wow we are watching good old Hamlet in English today. We have a sub who has now told us her life story, that was somewhat boring for a life story. The worst part was she told us about Hamlet and how her and her daughter watched it and all this other boring stuff.*this is all made up
* Now we are all trying to pay attention to the movie but fortunately there is more entertaining stuff going on in the back of the class. A certain someone was flying low. It was super hilarious cause that person had no idea what was going on. He couldn’t even push in his chair after we left. But the best was how his eyes kept rolling in the back of his head and he was looked almost asleep. Well the movie is getting somewhat interesting so I am going to have to catch ya lata!
Today: I am excited for state finals and am excited to be going down with Jake. I am still in the process of making it all work but more than likely we are going to be at states this coming weekend! This past weekend I went downstate to visit him and his bro Jared. That was pretty cool. But if you want to feel awkward… So i was at this youth convention and when i first got there Jake and Jared ran out to meet me, We said hi and like the awkward handshake because everyone does it different. Then their MOM came and talked up to me… I had no idea who she was at first because I had never met their mom. She waltzes up to me and says “so you the famous Tyler” Well that freaked me out a little. We talked for a little and that was sweet because she trusts me a lot more which means Jake can probably go with me to states!
Another thing… You know how older people always tell you that younger kids look up to you? Well their mom told me that Jake has never had his hair longer than a half inch. Apparently i told him he should grow his hair out over Christmas break when i first met him. His mom told me that he hasnt cut his hair since Christmas break and doesnt want it cut at all. I thought that was very cool and I also knew that he was looking up to me and that I know that i have to be a good example all the time. So yeah I wrote a lot and now i am done for the day!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
To Jesssica,
This is VERY creative…..Nice. I like how you pulled geographic parts to express your feelings towards Jarod……VERY INTERSETING…..Keep up the letters…they’re funny!!
-Ashton
Today it’s my brothers birthday so we’re going to celebrate it. We have fitness friday today so were are going to play dodgeball.
Keith is spazzing about being Polish, nothing out of the ordinary here. He admitted it, which is quite odd. As you read Keith is the topic for today. Isn’t he majestic? Who wouldn’t want to read about Keitha? Here’s a great Keith quote for today, ” Shaddle down eh!” An English definition to this, it must have something Polish in it, because hey KEITHA IS DA POLLACK!
What if Tyler Essenberg was president or even a politician. He would be a good politician , but am not sure about president. the reason i asay he would be a good politician is because he has all kinds of opinions and I’m sure he would love to sit and debate every other politician. I don’t see much getting done if tyler was a politician because all he would do is argue.
Small injuries….
like a paper cut, a sliver, a peice of sand in your eye, a cut, a scrape, a sun burn, being picked last, being cut in line, being called a name….
Little things.
But that cut, sliver, sand, cut or scrape could be infectious;
That sun burn could give you cancer,
Those insults could lead to a life time of poor self esteem in which you are unable to find love and exceptance forcing you to live your life alone and frightened….
Little thing?
I don’t think so.
I choose to make a big deal out of everything…
I’m standing in the doorway, or in other words, the Gates of Heaven. In someways I’m a little bit nervous, because I don’t know what to expect, but in so many other ways, I’m so incredibly excited. I’ve heard about what happens, like Jesus is waiting for you at the Gates with arms open, but I personally don’t know if people know what it’s really like. How would they know? Have they died, then came back to life? Or did God tell this to someone? I’m not sure, but anything is possible with Jesus. This is what I picture is to be, I’m standing in the Doorway, and I look as far as I can see. Everything is so beautiful. It’s amazing. It’s just like I imagined. Nothing bad at all! When I was little my cousin and I would try and think of what it was like, and she said she pictured it to be like mountains and mountains of ice-cream, and you could slide down them like those big water slides in water parks. Who knows though, it could happen. I mean it’s Heaven, anything could happen.
Today nolan figured out how to use microsoft on the new computers in the computer lab. we have been trying to figure out how you do certain things on there and he finally figured it out.
Jimmy:
well i hope your brother has a good birthday, and have some fun playing dodgeball. But remember to always be careful and safe…..
Nice topic crystal i am liken the chicken topic it’s very amusing. What will happen to them?
Your asleep and your not at home….
I lay awake,alone in the unfimilar darkness.I see shadows im not used to.Figures moving in the dark that keep me from my dreams.Its warm in this cramped space,the walls are moving in the slight breeze.I hear the crackling of the campfire close by and the sound of twigs breaking near the backside of my tent.Slowly i hide my head under my sleeping bag and try to fall asleep.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack.
– Demetri Martin
This is one of the funniest quotes i have ever read. And i felt the need to share it with everyone…enjoy
If war was decided by a pacifist.
The final chapter of life. A book we write ourselves. By choice, action or place. Sometimes you are in the wrong place at the wrong time. Thoughts that are never released are only thoughts. So I am lost in my own thoughts. Bogged down by emotions and mistakes. Dodge ball is door of release for thoughts. Question everything except an enemy.
fomous polish sayings
apple doesn’t drop far from apple tree
the apple (keith) the tree (mark)
Danny I enjoyed your comment hopefully it doesn’t happen.
At the End of The Day
At the end of the day
Wheneverything is still
I hope your happy with yourself
I hope of life you’d had your fill
Because life’s too short
as the end of the day is here
you won’t ever have it back
but don’t you dare shed a tear
You’ll have more, I hope
to smile, laugh, or cry
don’t less it pass you by
Go imbrace your next one before you die
Some quotes from Sun Tzu’s Art of War:
(1)6. There is no instance of a country having benefited
from prolonged warfare.
(3)12. There are three ways in which a ruler can bring
misfortune upon his army:–
(3)13. (1) By commanding the army to advance or to retreat,
being ignorant of the fact that it cannot obey.
This is called hobbling the army.
(3)14. (2) By attempting to govern an army in the
same way as he administers a kingdom, being ignorant
of the conditions which obtain in an army. This causes
restlessness in the soldier’s minds.
(3)15. (3) By employing the officers of his army
without discrimination, through ignorance of the
military principle of adaptation to circumstances.
This shakes the confidence of the soldiers.
Although we see in the first quote that prolonged war is a bad thing, the 4th quote points out that generals, not politicians should be in charge of the army. As well as a democracy, the common people do not know how to work wars. The army knows best what the army should do. The rest of us are plagued by the idea that we have an idea what is going on. Therefore democracy is flawed as people and politicians do not know what is best for them.
They say time is precious,
That time is of the essence,
But what is this illusion
What is time?
It goes by, they say,
But I don’t see anything,
They even say how it flies,
Does it have wings?
Never have I seen it,
Never have I understood
its physical being but I do know
something I know that the time
that I’m away from you.
Time is precious
It is of the essence, not
Worth my time.
Unless that time is
spent with you.
How time weights heavily on
My heart. Oh, how time does
Eat away at me, time is not
Physical, but rather spiritual,
For no time is more spiritual
Than when your with me.
tell your brother i said happy birthday and have fun at his party.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from. to you KEITH
Ok, so Jessica…..I love your journal entries about Jarod. They crack me up. And when you say it to him, it makes me laugh even harder. So I guess I’m trying to say, thanks for making me laugh!
Danny-
Great quote! This also works with stroke. Would hate to have it happen to me.
State Finals. Nice. Basketball. Red Hacker. Nine Foot. Dunk. Fro. No One There. KFC False Ads. Baseball. 3 Months. Yuck. Not For Me. I’m Glad You Agree. Good News. Can’t Shoot. Dusty. No Traction. New Shoes. Where Is My Eastbay Catalog. Long Line. Wii. Math. Homework. Yuck. Chemistry. Health. Tests. Too Many. Spring Break. So Far. Away. Better Have Fun. Want To See A Few People. Not From Around Here. Peace./////?????\\\\\
I think having a heart attack during charades… Haha that is so awesome… I am actually now in the mood to play charades and think we should during school tomorrow(I had a hard time spelling this because i always say tmrw). I will act that out for sure.
well I guess that we did our Podcasts today, somewhat eventful.. Bergs was funny, I liked my line about middle finger of the mitten. that was cool. Yeah i guess the bell is gonna ring
“The Future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”
I like this quote, I have a huge will to do what I want with my life. I love helping people, it gives you this amazing feeling. It’s makes you feel worthy, and just so good about yourself. When I volunteer at the Good Sam, just looking at some of those less fortunate people’s smiles when they get to buy clothes and food for their kids… Such a good thing. I want to join the Peace Corps and make the world a better place. Liberal as that sounds, do you really think the world should continue in this hostile pattern of life.
Live. Love. Learn.
Shooting Star…. Shoot, Shot, Shout, Should. Should a Shooting Star Shout or be Shot.
It is finally spring and baseball and softball games have finally started. I am glad that the snow has left and spring has arrived
today is a good day because it’s friday the day where school is over for now. until we have to return back on monday. but got the weekend to relax and have fun. so thats all i got for now.
-Danny- love the quote its a very good one.
Unexpected events have turned a wondering mind cautious. Turning in curiousity for suspition turns ones decisions into intrapment. Unable to shake questioning can turn the sane person into seclusion. Fear of light and sound and where the groung leads. Afraid of conspirecy sanity turns illusive. Ones mind can be a vast, dark region to which you can be imprisoned. Fleaing all things unknown and spontaneous for something stable. With so many substances to sircome to this prison seems all but to secure. Enclosing reason with fear, we become silent.
RE: to jims:p Yes Jim i would fully agree with your first sentence. It sure was comical but only at my embarrassement. Ty
The world is round, so it appears to be flat. A flatworld is unstable, subject to crumbling and constant volcanic activity. This flat world is know as the Bermuda Platform. The Bermuda platform is a pancake or doughnut shaped world. (whichever makes you hungrier) Old land on the outer edge crumbles away and falls under the world to the center where it turns into magma until it is spurted forth from the volcanic range in the center of the world. In this way, the edge remains permanently unstable without the world losing any of its land. Unfortunately, this also means that if you like to live near the edge, you have to constantly move. No matter, since real estate near the edge sells for dirt cheap and you don’t have to pay for insurance since no one will give it to you anyway.
Today i am wearing my jellyfish shirt. I love my jellyfish shirt, I shall call him zippy. Zippy is really the only one i talk to, he’s the only one who helps me get through. OBVIOUSLY through this ramble of words that don’t make sense I have been lying to you. Yea, im really bored
At the End of the Day
At the end of the day
When everything is still
I hope your happy with yourself
of life you’d had your fill
Because lifes to short
As the end of the day is here
You wont ever have it back
But dont you dear shed a tear
You’ll have more I hope
To smile, laugh, or cry
Dont let it them you by
Imbrace the days you have before you die
jeanab-
And so we charge forth from our internal prison. For in doing something completely unsafe we will find our fears to be unfounded. And if our fears do have foundation, we won’t be experiencing them for much longer…
These are 3 things women don’t know about love:
1 Love doesn’t always last.
2 There is always someone new and ready to help mend your broken heart.
3 Boys change their minds too.
Journal Qoute:
“I cannot deny…”
I cannot deny
That I am very sly,
I have no need to lie,
People think Im shy
But my mental deterioration
Comes down like a rain of nations,
So there I wait
Over by that rusted gate,
Lookin over my shoulder
Watch out for that boulder!
So I’d like to give thanks
To all my homies,
Only the ones in my ranks
Not the ones who are phony,
I try to make that flow
But when your lonely,
It seems like you’ll always be low
So I end this ryhme,
And i deny
Anyone who says i did a crime,
And i leave you with a goodbye
-Matt
Somewhere just beyond the borderline of the woods is a hill.Its a steep hill and from the top you can see for miles.Theres feilds,trees,houses,roads and even a lake.On a really nice summer day its a great place to go to lay in the tall grass and watch the tall old pines sway gently in the wind and the birds chirping up in the trees. Its completly relaxing, exspecially when you need to get a few minutes away just to yourself. To be inspired and get away just to think if only for a little while.Just watch out for the local bear and coyotes but you should be safe…;)
Baseball is special; i pitched for the first time ever haha i was pathetic! Oh well it was a fun experience playing with all the CL kids. but yeah my arm hurts today which is really truly annoying. I am looking forward t track monday as we are going to EJ so it should be a good meet! I am windering what i am going to run and how i will do… obviously it should be entertaining as its are first meet. Haa catch ya lata
Yesterday, we had a baseball game. The first game went the way most of our baseball games go (meaning we got beat 15-0). We had a couple of good innings, but we just could score. The second game was a lot different, we were leading for a little while and we were doing real well, but they got some runs and eventually beat us 5-3. We didn’t actually play all six innings, but the game ended and we got to go home early.
Life is an extremely stressful thing. I tend to get stressed over the smallest things, letting them dig at me, getting underneath my skin. I’ve come to realize though, that bad things will happen, no matter who you are. It’s the way that you deal with it that causes stress. If you take it as though there’s nothing you can do to change it, you just have to learn to cope… Then you will have a lot less stress. I myself have troubles with this concept. In the mean time I’ll try to cope.
Leave a message or I’ll send 30,000 volts through your phone. I am an electrical engineer. I can do that.
My New Answering Machine
nice Jim…
i agree tho i’m so glad it’s friday
PS: THERE ARE PRECISELY 9 DAYS UNTIL 4-20
haha
hi jarod.
you were supposed to leave for your AAU game a long time ago, and yet, here you are. Standing by the window as i stare at your round, firm, head. I found my cactus in your locker, whats that smell? ouch
-bob
PPS: Tyler Ingalls needs to spell check his blog….
What is the best to ignite cannons, a wick? That’s the way they did it in the Civil War. But wouldn’t the pressure all leak out the little hole the wick goes through? Science says that since the hole is so small that with a little help the hole will act as a vacuum. So as you light the wick you’re ready to place your thumb over the hole to create a vacuum. As the wick gets much shorter you rapidly begin to rethink the vacuum theory for yourself finding a few possible flaws in modern science. As the wick reaches its end you can conclude that modern science has no idea what its talking about when it comes to vacuums and you start thinking about the theories of how fast a single person can run away from alive cannon.